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You will not see a worse offside decision this week. No, this YEAR.

Learn Taiwanese with Everton FC

Because goalkeepers are idiots Pt 394. You’ve missed it, admit it.

On being a football fan. Applicable to all, I think, not just Lewes FC.

Nicky Henry’s brother, Thierry, still has it.

Hugo Sanchez, dentist

When linesmen, referee’s assistants if you must, go nuts.

“Get it OUT!” “Just get it OUT!” The Titus Bramble School of defending. Back heel from @james_dart

Rare photo of New Brighton Football Club at Rake Lane, possibly taken in their last year of membership of the Football League in 1950.

Cake anyone? Fantastic cross-field ball from @ishbmb

You know those times when you are having a kick about with your mates, and you score a worldy? 

So, yes, van Persie can hit a volley. But this? *This* is a team goal …