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Well blow me if it isn’t the Manchester City Victory Pin collection.

What, pray tell, is the victory??

Why must you be so horribly horribly naff?

Why must you be so horribly horribly naff?

Sing along kids: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Ba-lo-tel-li

Because Mario is great.

Mario Balotelli fully grasps the importance of “prestigious” pre-season friendlies. There needs to be more of this, not less.

Just a pic of a Manchester Uni … er Cit … no, wait, Vanco … Christ knows.

Rearrange this well-known phrase: football fans idiots are.

The other day I posted this video of an Arsenal “fan” losing the plot. Entertaining though it undoubtedly is, his actions are precisely those of the sort of football fan for whom all right-thinking football fans have no end of contempt.

In truth, I thought he was in a league of his own. Until I came across the tale of Manchester fan Craig Reed. Following hot on the heels of the fan who got a tattoo celebrating Citeh’s 2011 Champions League Final victory, former brain surgeon Reed is already celebrating Citeh’s victory in tomorrow’s (as I write) FA Cup final.

Lesser blogs than this might call such people mouth-breathing morons. But not BTFM.

http://www.oldham-chronicle.co.uk/news-features/8/news-headlines/56069/city-till-i-dye